
The Declaration of Crumpet Consumption
On behalf of the Congress of Crumpets, the Committee of Crumpeteers bestows upon its constituents the DECLARATION OF CRUMPET CONSUMPTION in an agreement put forth by its Chair, Kevin Pechin, and its Vice-Chair, Frank Angelone.

Senate Americano
Enter into the Senate Americano for coffee reviews by the Senate Majority Lemur, Arabica Lemurista.

Committee of Crumpeteers
Read reviews of crumpet deliciousness by House of Tea-Reps representative and committee Chair, Kevin Pechin, and Senate Americano member and committee Vice-Chair, Frank Angelone.

House of Tea-Reps
Enter into the House of Tea-Reps for tea reviews by Speaker of the House, Rexington Von Herbisaurus.